Welcome aboard Cthulhu & Friends! Please keep your hands, feet, tentacles, and other appendages in the car at ALL TIMES. Special seating has been made available for pregnant women and men, AI constructs, and the undead in the middle car. Vomit bags for the squeamish can be found in the headrest of the seat in front of you.
We hope you enjoy your trip aboard Cthulhu & Friends, because you won't be getting off.
Have a nice day!