Chum Guzzler Crew

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Captain

Ros

The saltiest sea wench around, a former assassin/prostitute who now captains the party's boat. The party rescued her from slavery and she quickly became indispensable to their operation. Ros often handles the business end of things, making deals and organizing the day to day affairs of the boat and the party's money. Ros has a bit of a dark past but nowadays she's a little more tame (except when with Thom).

Ros is in (what appears to be, despite what you would think) a monogamous relationship with Thom the Dragonborn. She did give him VD though.


Crew

Winston

Large but loveable half orc who works on the ship as a simple boatman. Thom the Dragonborn's best friend after Blood Drinker, ale, Ros, and pain. Winston is from Arkensaw.


Flinn

Flinn and Cooper gave in to their deepest desires and started making out. Their love is the kind that does speak it's name, loudly and repeatedly, in the common areas of the ship.


Cooper

Flinn and Cooper gave in to their deepest desires and started making out. Their love is the kind that does speak it's name, loudly and repeatedly, in the common areas of the ship.


Brady

Brady is the one who steals the golden bat idol. He then sits up in the crow's nest alone until Junpei and Tum take it from him and destroy it.


Chad

Chad tried to woo Aludra but she wasn't having any of it. He then got in a fight with Trevor over Aludra. Their relationship has never been the same since. Deceased.


Tad

Mostly unseen. He's shy. Deceased.


Trevor

Trevor fought Chad for Aludra's favour. It's been awkward for them since.


Brett

Brett would not stop drinking ale to quench his thirst. Aludra looked down on him for not being able to handle his booze and smacked him with her hammer.


Randy

Randy helps bring supplies on the ship but is otherwise not seen again. Maybe he's dead. Maybe he was a ghost the whole time.


Xantolin

Xantolin is a Darkblade fangirl and as such had great regard for Tum. He asked the party to go get revenge on Xantac for killing Xantolin's puppy Rover. During Episode 28 - Spooky, Crazy Mystery Hour Xantolin tried to fight Tum for his Darkblade insignia, hoping that would make him a Darkblade. Xantolin later gets promoted to First Mate on the Chum Guzzler, but is lost overboard and presumed dead.

Xantolin has problems with eye contact.


Branson

Branson was found dead from a stab wound in the back. The culprit was never actually identified although everyone suspects Brady. Branson is the only crew member the party can ever remember and he's the dead one.