Episode 159 - Monkey Business

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King Titus Harper-dad throwing lightning and shit
"I think you mean Old Jaela" ~ New Jaela

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Episode 159 - Monkey Business

Things ended rather tragically last time we met…but we are not able to properly mourn our fallen. True heroes are able to push past the pain and find the strength within themselves to continue to be heroes. Sure, all we wanted to do is rest. And cry. And maybe just be alone. But when a demon or something bursts our of your dead friend and attacks a random village it is your duty to save them. That is what makes us heroes.

Cast and Player Characters

Non-Player Characters

Locations

Story

The demon rises out of Marendithas Bearcharger's corpse and flies away without fucking anyone. The group briefly talks about revivifying Bearcharger again, but no one has any diamonds (except for the customary wedding diamonds for Aludra Wyrmsbane). King Titus Harper finds a note on Bearcharger as they throw his body overboard for a water burial stating that he isn't actually Bearcharger's father and thanking him for all of the shinee rounds (This is non-canonical. Tim Lanning attempted to convince people that Harper was not a cow fucker, but canonically, he was determined to be the father of Bearcharger).

The group leaves Winston in charge of the boat and Harper flies them away towards the island. They find the demon terrorizing a village of monkeys similar to Abu. Harper initiates a powerbomb special with Nyx. After some exchanges of blows, it is revealed that Mike Bachmann is playing an apeling, who looks like a person in a monkey suit, who then casts a cone of cold from its staff. Harper then uses his gust of wind to put out the fire and shoots some rays at the demon. It is eventually felled by a lightning bolt of Harper's which also hits Jaela. The monkey introduces itself (in the next episode).

Trivia

  • First appearance of Bananas Foster!

Quest Log Updates

  • [Active] - Attend Aludra's wedding
  • [Backburner] - Find Adira Harper