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[[Image: Dnd_cover160.jpg|thumb|center|upright=2|<center>[[Bananas Foster]] is kind of horrifying, but kind of cute</center>]]
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[[Image: Dnd_cover161.jpg|thumb|center|upright=2|<center>{From left to right:} [[King Titus Harper]], [[Thom Vidalis]], [[Jaela]], and [[Aludra Wyrmsbane]]</center>]]
  
<big>'''"Not for nuttin', but you just look like one of those greasy kids outside of the bodega." ~ Bananas Foster'''</big></div>
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<big>'''"You don't want to know why they call him 'The Beetle,' mate" ~ Jett Razor '''</big></div>
  
=='''[https://geeklyinc.com/drunks-and-dragons-episode-160-monkier-business/ Episode 160 - Monkier Business]'''==
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=='''[https://geeklyinc.com/drunks-and-dragons-episode-161-welcome-to-calsten/ Episode 161 - Welcome to Calsten]'''==
With the deaths of their friends in the backs of their mind, the group finally gets a chance to chat with this powerful monkey or ape like creature. Sure, we have experienced loss, but maybe, just maybe, this will be a potential new ally that will help us feel whole again. A strong new fighter compatriot is a powerful thing for the soul, as most people know. I hazard to say that that everyone feels a spark of hope with this new friend.
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The gang sorted out their stowaway issue so they headed full speed ahead to Calsten to pick up Bucky’s favorite bard – the famous Jett Razor. Things are not perfect and sunny in the port city what with the rumors of an incurable disease floating about. Mostly whispers and gossip surround this mysterious sickness some are calling ‘The Gremp” but King Titus Harper is not taking any chances. Luckily, Nyx and Jaela will have his back in case things need to get dicey. They are tight like that.
  
*Air Date: March 21, 2016
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*Air Date: March 28, 2016
*Duration: 1:19:14
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*Duration: 1:09:51
*Previous Episode: [[Episode 159 - Monkey Business]]
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*Previous Episode: [[Episode 160 - Monkier Business]]
*Next Episode: [[Episode 161 - Welcome to Calsten]]
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*Next Episode: [[Episode 162 - The Dangerous Life of a Musician]]
  
 
=='''Cast and Player Characters'''==
 
=='''Cast and Player Characters'''==
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*[[Tim Lanning]] - [[King Titus Harper]]
 
*[[Tim Lanning]] - [[King Titus Harper]]
 
*[[Jennifer Cheek]] - [[Nyx]]
 
*[[Jennifer Cheek]] - [[Nyx]]
*[[Mike Bachmann]] - [[Bananas Foster]]
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*[[Mike Bachmann]] - [[Jett Razor]]
 
*[[Nika Howard]] - [[Jaela]]
 
*[[Nika Howard]] - [[Jaela]]
  
 
=='''Non-Player Characters'''==
 
=='''Non-Player Characters'''==
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*Babyface Mulligan
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*[[Bucky]]
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*Bungee the Beetle
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*Erath Darkhammer
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*Lomax
 
*[[Timpleton]]
 
*[[Timpleton]]
*[[Slab Spittlechunk]]
 
 
*[[Winston]]
 
*[[Winston]]
  
 
=='''Locations'''==
 
=='''Locations'''==
 
*[[The Chum Guzzler]]
 
*[[The Chum Guzzler]]
*Monkey Island
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*[[Calsten]]
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**''The Poxy Wench''
  
 
=='''Story'''==
 
=='''Story'''==
After their victory over the demon that had inhabited [[Merendithas Bearcharger]]. King Titus Harper introduces himself to the apeling who helped them with their victory. The apeling is not impressed. He introduces himself as [[Bananas Foster]] who is 503 years old (despite the life expectancy of an apeling being 60). Bananas asks if he can accompany the group to the wedding. He also offers the group some wood (although he doesn't know who's) to help fix the boat. Once Jaela and Nyx have their backs turned, Bananas knocks out [[Timpleton]] and disguises himself as Timpleton.
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The story opens on a pile of dead monkey. Nyx has claimed [[Bananas Foster]]'s skin (which required no effort to remove) with plans to make a cloak of it. Then goth Jaela goes to put the horrific remains into the meat locker only to find it empty. She demands that [[Winston]] puts any future dead bodies in there so she can maybe create a flesh golem for [[Thom Vidalis]] to return to.
  
When they get back to the boat, they hear Harper complaining about how rude Bananas was. Bananas (disguised as Timpleton) attempts to convince Harper that he wasn't such a bad guy. Then continues to try to convince him to let him stay on the boat. Bananas goes with [[Winston]] (who is besties with Timpleton) back to the village where he changes back to himself. Winston carries Bananas and Timpleton back to the boat.
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King Titus Harper and Jaela discuss what has been happening in the last few years. Harper admits that he had to turn away refugees when he was rebuilding [[Pelor's Hope]]. Jaela still refuses to discuss her last few years. Then they get a call from [[Bucky]], who tells them where they can find [[Jett Razor]] (at The Poxy Wench). When asked about [[Aludra Wyrmsbane]], Bucky admits that she has been crying. When Bucky finds out that Jaela is going to the wedding, he says that she isn't allowed to come. Harper convinces Bucky that Jaela isn't actually there, then Bucky hangs up.
  
Harper expresses concern that [[Pyre]] might consider this island to be in his domain. Bananas says that (as he is 503) he goes way back with Pyre, and they are mortal enemies. Bananas says that if he doesn't get to go on the boat, then Pyre will likely fry his village to a crisp.
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The party reaches [[Calsten]] and Jaela heads off on her own. [[Timpleton]] expresses concern over Jaela's behavior as they reached town and offers to tail her. Harper and Nyx go to the center of town and meet a man named Lomax who takes them to the leader of the city Erath Darkhammer(sp?). Harper states that he is aware that this town has been afflicted by a disease called The Grimp. He expresses concern that Erath is not taking proper measures with it.
  
Then Winston says that they've built a funeral pyre for Bearcharger and asks Harper to give a eulogy. Harper does so, and in addition says some words for [[Tad]]. Nyx shares a memory of punching Tad in the face. They may not be entirely sincere about his memory though, since they refer to him as "Thad". Harper turns around after his eulogy and notices that Bananas Foster is missing.
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Harper and Nyx reach The Poxy Wench and see that Jaela is already there waiting for them. Her and Harper have an aside and Jaela confides that [[Erathis]] told Jaela to return to her, but she said "no". She then reveals that she now follows [[The Raven Queen]]. Harper tells her not to spread death in his realm and to not fuck up the wedding. They also bro out.
  
The monkey people of the island have a feast, and are generally pleasant. The next morning, the boat is fixed. As they're leaving the monkeys mention that they know [[Abu]] and also Harper offers to absorb the island into his kingdom. The boat then continues towards [[Calsten]] to pick up [[Jett Razor]]. During a conversation between Jaela and Winston about her change in style, they discover Bananas (poorly disguised as Tad).
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They all go inside and do shots and toast to death, society, monkey cloaks, and bros for life. They see a lone figure on stage singing. He goes to the bar for a drink and the group introduces themselves to him and find out he is [[Jett Razor]]. They convince him to play the wedding because it will be fun. Then two individuals named Babyface Mulligan and Bungee the Beetle come in wearing suits looking for Jett. They say that he owes money to The [[Castiglianimorcelloderegeninis]]. After a brief discussion they begin a fight, and Jett runs for the back door.
 
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Winston demands that Bananas swabs the poop deck or gets thrown overboard as a stowaway. Bananas reveals that he is a bit racist against Dwarves as they are nothing but "smelly mountain miners", which offends [[Slab Spittlechunk]]. He is then sent under the deck to get bananas for dinner. This proves too strenuous for a 503 year old monkey and he falls dead.
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=='''Trivia'''==
 
=='''Trivia'''==
*Michael did not approve of a 503 year old Bananas Foster. He finally relented as long as Bachmann was willing to role a CON save every time Bananas was in a strenuous situation.
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*First appearance of Jett Razor!
*Bananas suceeded 3 CON saves before finally failing and being crushed by his namesake, a crate of bananas.  
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*First mention of the [[Castiglianimorcelloderegeninis]], which appears to change meanings multiple times. In this episode, it sounds like it is a person, but later episodes imply that it is an entire family.
  
 
=='''Quest Log Updates'''==
 
=='''Quest Log Updates'''==
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*[Backburner] - Find Adira Harper
 
*[Backburner] - Find Adira Harper
  
[[Category: Drunks and Dragons Episodes]]
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[[Category: Greetings Adventurers Episodes]]

Latest revision as of 12:36, 10 February 2020

"You don't want to know why they call him 'The Beetle,' mate" ~ Jett Razor

Contents

Episode 161 - Welcome to Calsten

The gang sorted out their stowaway issue so they headed full speed ahead to Calsten to pick up Bucky’s favorite bard – the famous Jett Razor. Things are not perfect and sunny in the port city what with the rumors of an incurable disease floating about. Mostly whispers and gossip surround this mysterious sickness some are calling ‘The Gremp” but King Titus Harper is not taking any chances. Luckily, Nyx and Jaela will have his back in case things need to get dicey. They are tight like that.

Cast and Player Characters

Non-Player Characters

Locations

Story

The story opens on a pile of dead monkey. Nyx has claimed Bananas Foster's skin (which required no effort to remove) with plans to make a cloak of it. Then goth Jaela goes to put the horrific remains into the meat locker only to find it empty. She demands that Winston puts any future dead bodies in there so she can maybe create a flesh golem for Thom Vidalis to return to.

King Titus Harper and Jaela discuss what has been happening in the last few years. Harper admits that he had to turn away refugees when he was rebuilding Pelor's Hope. Jaela still refuses to discuss her last few years. Then they get a call from Bucky, who tells them where they can find Jett Razor (at The Poxy Wench). When asked about Aludra Wyrmsbane, Bucky admits that she has been crying. When Bucky finds out that Jaela is going to the wedding, he says that she isn't allowed to come. Harper convinces Bucky that Jaela isn't actually there, then Bucky hangs up.

The party reaches Calsten and Jaela heads off on her own. Timpleton expresses concern over Jaela's behavior as they reached town and offers to tail her. Harper and Nyx go to the center of town and meet a man named Lomax who takes them to the leader of the city Erath Darkhammer(sp?). Harper states that he is aware that this town has been afflicted by a disease called The Grimp. He expresses concern that Erath is not taking proper measures with it.

Harper and Nyx reach The Poxy Wench and see that Jaela is already there waiting for them. Her and Harper have an aside and Jaela confides that Erathis told Jaela to return to her, but she said "no". She then reveals that she now follows The Raven Queen. Harper tells her not to spread death in his realm and to not fuck up the wedding. They also bro out.

They all go inside and do shots and toast to death, society, monkey cloaks, and bros for life. They see a lone figure on stage singing. He goes to the bar for a drink and the group introduces themselves to him and find out he is Jett Razor. They convince him to play the wedding because it will be fun. Then two individuals named Babyface Mulligan and Bungee the Beetle come in wearing suits looking for Jett. They say that he owes money to The Castiglianimorcelloderegeninis. After a brief discussion they begin a fight, and Jett runs for the back door.

Trivia

  • First appearance of Jett Razor!
  • First mention of the Castiglianimorcelloderegeninis, which appears to change meanings multiple times. In this episode, it sounds like it is a person, but later episodes imply that it is an entire family.

Quest Log Updates

  • [Active] - Attend Aludra's wedding
  • [Backburner] - Find Adira Harper