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== '''Hey There, Cheryl (Lyrics)''' ==
 
== '''Hey There, Cheryl (Lyrics)''' ==
  
Hey there, Cheryl.  
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Hey there, Cheryl.
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What's it like the town of titty?
 
What's it like the town of titty?
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Though my body's miles away
 
Though my body's miles away
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its bloated, gross, and looking shitty
 
its bloated, gross, and looking shitty
 +
 
Cause it's dead
 
Cause it's dead
 +
 
I've got a new torso and head
 
I've got a new torso and head
 +
 
My blood's still red
 
My blood's still red
 +
 +
  
 
Hey there, Cheryl.
 
Hey there, Cheryl.
 +
 
Don't you worry about the melons
 
Don't you worry about the melons
 +
 
though their camp has been destroyed
 
though their camp has been destroyed
 +
 
use it's destruction as propellant
 
use it's destruction as propellant
 +
 
In these caves
 
In these caves
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Sheppard the lost and the depraved
 
Sheppard the lost and the depraved
 +
 
shit choice of grave
 
shit choice of grave
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 +
  
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
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Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
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Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
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Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Don't be afraid of me
 
Don't be afraid of me
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 +
 +
  
 
Hey there, Cheryl.
 
Hey there, Cheryl.
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Writing songs is kinda hard
 
Writing songs is kinda hard
 +
 
But just believe me girl
 
But just believe me girl
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if I rerolled I would choose to be a bard
 
if I rerolled I would choose to be a bard
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I'd write the songs
 
I'd write the songs
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Thokas's horse would sing along
 
Thokas's horse would sing along
 +
 
My bodies wrong
 
My bodies wrong
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 +
 +
  
 
Hey there, Cheryl.
 
Hey there, Cheryl.
 +
 
I know I may be looking fearsome
 
I know I may be looking fearsome
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But if my love were made of gold pieces
 
But if my love were made of gold pieces
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This song could buy a kingdom just for you
 
This song could buy a kingdom just for you
 +
 
Our baby gnoll would be there to
 
Our baby gnoll would be there to
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Everything brand new
 
Everything brand new
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 +
 +
  
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
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 +
 +
  
 
The distance between us ain't short
 
The distance between us ain't short
 +
 
but they got ships and teleports
 
but they got ships and teleports
 +
 
I'd project to you if I had no other way
 
I'd project to you if I had no other way
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 +
 +
  
 
Our enemies would attack us
 
Our enemies would attack us
 +
 
And we'd just laugh at them because
 
And we'd just laugh at them because
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We'd get to their faces as their flayed
 
We'd get to their faces as their flayed
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 +
 +
  
 
Cheryl I can promise you
 
Cheryl I can promise you
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That by the time I am through
 
That by the time I am through
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The ones threatening our world will pay
 
The ones threatening our world will pay
 +
 
I'll find a way
 
I'll find a way
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 +
 +
  
 
Hey there Cheryl
 
Hey there Cheryl
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you know you don't have to kiss me
 
you know you don't have to kiss me
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my face is slick and sick and dead
 
my face is slick and sick and dead
 +
 
and both my eyes are getting misty  
 
and both my eyes are getting misty  
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Over you
 
Over you
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Any heart I had would ache for you
 
Any heart I had would ache for you
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I'll do whatever I have to
 
I'll do whatever I have to
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These owlbear arms belong with you...around you
 
These owlbear arms belong with you...around you
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 +
  
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 +
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
 
Oh don't be afraid of me
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 +
  
  
 
I don't know how the end the song when it goes on so very long.  
 
I don't know how the end the song when it goes on so very long.  
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I'm trying to figure out what to say, but I don't know I'm not good at this
 
I'm trying to figure out what to say, but I don't know I'm not good at this
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And now I'm sitting alone in my room and nobodies home.  
 
And now I'm sitting alone in my room and nobodies home.  
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(At this point I am not writing the rest as it rambles and talks about hitting his D into the table and going to the doctor and being called an idiot and wondering why he is still doing the song.)
 
(At this point I am not writing the rest as it rambles and talks about hitting his D into the table and going to the doctor and being called an idiot and wondering why he is still doing the song.)

Revision as of 01:20, 10 October 2018


Hey There, Cheryl (Lyrics)

Hey there, Cheryl.

What's it like the town of titty?

Though my body's miles away

its bloated, gross, and looking shitty

Cause it's dead

I've got a new torso and head

My blood's still red


Hey there, Cheryl.

Don't you worry about the melons

though their camp has been destroyed

use it's destruction as propellant

In these caves

Sheppard the lost and the depraved

shit choice of grave


Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Don't be afraid of me



Hey there, Cheryl.

Writing songs is kinda hard

But just believe me girl

if I rerolled I would choose to be a bard

I'd write the songs

Thokas's horse would sing along

My bodies wrong



Hey there, Cheryl.

I know I may be looking fearsome

But if my love were made of gold pieces

This song could buy a kingdom just for you

Our baby gnoll would be there to

Everything brand new



Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me



The distance between us ain't short

but they got ships and teleports

I'd project to you if I had no other way



Our enemies would attack us

And we'd just laugh at them because

We'd get to their faces as their flayed



Cheryl I can promise you

That by the time I am through

The ones threatening our world will pay

I'll find a way



Hey there Cheryl

you know you don't have to kiss me

my face is slick and sick and dead

and both my eyes are getting misty

Over you

Any heart I had would ache for you

I'll do whatever I have to

These owlbear arms belong with you...around you


Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me

Oh don't be afraid of me



I don't know how the end the song when it goes on so very long.

I'm trying to figure out what to say, but I don't know I'm not good at this

And now I'm sitting alone in my room and nobodies home.

(At this point I am not writing the rest as it rambles and talks about hitting his D into the table and going to the doctor and being called an idiot and wondering why he is still doing the song.)