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**Toby Treacletart
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**Rowan Grey
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**Skud Derringer
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**Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain
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**The Ballista Twins
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**Eckahrt Dayhammer
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**The Elemental Plane of Fire
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[[Image: Dnd_cover341.jpg|thumb|center|upright=2|<center>CAPTION</center>]]
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<big>'''"Fuckin', ass piss! I rolled really bad..." ~ Jennifer Cheek, 2019'''</big></div>
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=='''[]'''==
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*Air Date: December 09, 2019
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*Recording Date: November 25, 2019
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*Duration:
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*Previous Episode: [[Episode 340 - The Mansion in the Mountain]]
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*Next Episode: ''N/A''
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=='''Cast and Player Characters'''==
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*[[Michael DiMauro]] - ''Dungeon Master''
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*[[Tim Lanning]] - [[Toby Treacletart]]
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*[[Jennifer Cheek]] - [[Rowan Grey]]
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*[[Mike Bachmann]] - [[Skud Derringer]]
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*[[Nika Howard]] - [[Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain]]
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=='''Non-Player Characters'''==
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*[[The Ballista Twins]]
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*[[Eckhart Dayhammer]]
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=='''Locations'''==
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*[[The Elemental Plane of Fire]]
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**The Volcano Base of [[The Ballista Twins]]
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=='''Story'''==
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===Long Story===
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So, here it is. [[The Ballista Twins]] stand (nude?) in the center of a bubbling pool in front of their home. Challenging our heroes to a fight. A Bone fight.
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There's a loooooooong discussion about how best to proceed, seeing as how Skud doesn't have any cards. There are several ideas passed around, such as making Lahni and Rowan Polymorphing into the creatures that he would use to fight, and also Rowan casting ''Summon Woodland Beings'' to make pixies, and Skud's ''Summon Lesser Demons''. Ultimately, it lands on Toby creating the illusion of Skud sending out his bone monsters, and in the confusion, Skud sends a ''Chromatic Orb'' right at their stupid faces. Also, Lahni blasts forward and steals the card in question, leaving them free to go ham on these mofos. Rowan gets unreasonably enraged at Bert Ballista, and utterly destroys him with a barrage of arrows, and Lahni runs forward and unleashes a barrage of fists on Becky, just obliterating her. To death.
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After these murders, our "heroes" want to raid the mansion. Luckily, some retconning goes down, so Becky and Bert were not killed, but instead, go blasting off again. So it all turned out okay in the end.
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===Short===
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The gang fights the Ballista Twins and destroy them. Figuratively speaking. They just go blasting off. But they get the card they needed, so yay!
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=='''Trivia'''==
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*The Ballista Twins are wearing bathing suits
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=='''Quest Log Updates'''==
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*[On-Hold] - Stop [[Tiamat]]!
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*[Active] - Destroy [[The Orb]]!
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**[Active] - Find the first missing piece
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***[Active] - Gain access to the [[Elite Forge]]
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****[Active] - Defeat the Master of the Air Plane
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****[Active] - Defeat the Master of the Earth Plane
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****[Active] - Defeat [[Lucis Incendis]], the Master of the Fire Plane
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****[Active] - Defeat the Master of the Water Plane
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*****<s>[Complete] - Retrieve [[Dodge Grabbit]]'s Bone Card from the [[Ballista Twins]]</s>
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*****[NEW][Active] - Return the card to [[Dodge Grabbit]]
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**[On-Hold] - Find the third missing piece
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***[On-Hold] - Investigate the final location
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*[On-Hold] - Find [[Adira Harper]]
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*[Backburner] - Find [[Lannie Caplain]]
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**[On-Hold] - Investigate [[Galanthus]]
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*[Active] - Find a way to pay back the [[Ferrim Pecunia]] bank of [[Pelor's Hope]]
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*[Active]<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jaeludra]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> - Investigate the [[Great Colosseum]] in [[Caer]]
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*[Active]<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jaeludra]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> - Investigate [[Gertrude The'arcane|the Oracle's]] strange prophecies
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=='''Rolls'''==
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*'''Recap'''
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**'''Tim - 19'''
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**Bachmann - 14
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**Nika - 8
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**Jennifer - 5
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[[Category: Drunks and Dragons Episodes]]

Revision as of 15:43, 4 December 2019

CAPTION
"Fuckin', ass piss! I rolled really bad..." ~ Jennifer Cheek, 2019

Contents

[]

Cast and Player Characters

Non-Player Characters

Locations

Story

Long Story

So, here it is. The Ballista Twins stand (nude?) in the center of a bubbling pool in front of their home. Challenging our heroes to a fight. A Bone fight.

There's a loooooooong discussion about how best to proceed, seeing as how Skud doesn't have any cards. There are several ideas passed around, such as making Lahni and Rowan Polymorphing into the creatures that he would use to fight, and also Rowan casting Summon Woodland Beings to make pixies, and Skud's Summon Lesser Demons. Ultimately, it lands on Toby creating the illusion of Skud sending out his bone monsters, and in the confusion, Skud sends a Chromatic Orb right at their stupid faces. Also, Lahni blasts forward and steals the card in question, leaving them free to go ham on these mofos. Rowan gets unreasonably enraged at Bert Ballista, and utterly destroys him with a barrage of arrows, and Lahni runs forward and unleashes a barrage of fists on Becky, just obliterating her. To death.

After these murders, our "heroes" want to raid the mansion. Luckily, some retconning goes down, so Becky and Bert were not killed, but instead, go blasting off again. So it all turned out okay in the end.

Short

The gang fights the Ballista Twins and destroy them. Figuratively speaking. They just go blasting off. But they get the card they needed, so yay!

Trivia

  • The Ballista Twins are wearing bathing suits

Quest Log Updates

Rolls

  • Recap
    • Tim - 19
    • Bachmann - 14
    • Nika - 8
    • Jennifer - 5