Thad Grittle is played by Tim Lanning and is the behind-the-scenes guy for the traveling show. A gentle giant, Thad likes to make the dresses as well as fix them. He also keeps their ship going from port to port and loves to tinker. His trouble is that he's Canadian and so apologizes for everything and can't get angry. He also likes to fart. He was tired of being picked on and so hot-wired a ship, stealing it to leave his shit planet. His aspect is, "Idle hands are the devil's workshop."