Thirst was a tiny sprite, who was a part of the Feywild Four.
He was in the Spring Court jail (along with Rickety Nell, Large Reggie, and Viscount Ambrosious Quorin) for these reasons three: stole a horse from a stable, squatting on some farmer's land, and also murder. He later stole VAQ's Staff of Law, and used it to attempt to bring Greg Dilladong, brother of Old Ben Dilladong into the world. The Tower of Grey stopped him2.
- Played by: Mike Bachmann
- Race: Sprite
- Class: Rogue (archer)
- Age: Adult
- Status: Dead
- MISC Info:
- Four inches tall!
- Red hair.
- But wore a leave over his dick.
- But it was shaped like a dick.
- Flying speed of 30, walking speed of 10.
- Spoke in whimsical rhymes.
- Used a bow made out of small found objects.