Episode 180 – The War of Wyrmsbane Keep Part 5

By Tim Lanning on

About Tim Lanning

Tim founded GeeklyInc with Michael DiMauro way back in 2013 when they realized they had two podcasts and needed a place to stick them. Since then, Geekly has grown and taken off in ways Tim could have never imagined.

 

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Tensions are running pretty high between the new Queen Wyrmsbane and the rebel Oakback forces. These Oakbacks…they are the worst. They think they can make demands of Aludra when they are 1) the reason things are so terrible 2) are utterly defeated on the army front. Some folks are just turds and cannot see the way the world is going. Poor fools.

The adventure continues with Titus Harper (Tim Lanning), Jett Razor (Mike Bachmann), Aludra (Jennifer Cheek), Jaela (Nika Howard) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor Steph Kingston (@stephokingston)!

10 comments

  1. Okay, this is as appropriate for all ages as usual, but we need the fan art-ers out there, at 45:20, to depict Aludra rushing to the edge of the moat, TOUCHING HERSELF, and of course yelling up to Bucky, “I’m coming for you, buddy!”
    Am I 12, no, I’m 33, but I feel no shame.

  2. My. God.

    I found this podcast late last July, more specifically 30th of July.
    And now.. One month later, I have binged the 180 episodes that is the entirety of your catalog. I have listened to you at home while drawing, at work, at the gym and even when walking in the deep forests of Sweden while picking mushrooms.

    Thanks for an (so far) amazing adventure and making me laugh uncontrollably oh SO many times!

    Can’t wait for the next episode now that I’m all caught up!

    P.S
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