When you have nothing to work with in a magical super prison you have to latch onto the small victories. Maybe you get a small rock or a sharpened toothbrush. Who knows what a level 17 adventurer could do with that? Baby steps is the name of the game. Plus, you have to keep your moral up in a place like this. And nothing would make me and my buds happier than that sausage platter over there. I think that guard has a plate of 90 sausages…that is so many.
The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik “Lahni” Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our regular editor David Stewart (@spudcam), and also our junior editor Alan Mathews (@JAlanMathewsJr)!
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All I thought of listening to this was…..This sounds a lot like the type of planing that might end up with a bunch of characters jumping out of a wardrobe…..and I think we all know how that turned out!