The Legend of Drizzt: The Collected Stories is Free on Audible

By Tim Lanning on

About Tim Lanning

Tim founded GeeklyInc with Michael DiMauro way back in 2013 when they realized they had two podcasts and needed a place to stick them. Since then, Geekly has grown and taken off in ways Tim could have never imagined.

 

As I climb the tallest peak of Icewind Dale I know that the message burning my heart like the breath of a dragon is worth the searing pain. “Surely I can withstand all that the evil races of Faerûn can throw at me knowing that I will be bringing such a sweet message to the masses.” I cried out.

I was in luck- I found one of those Ricola horns that would amplify my voice from Luskan to Mirabar. I drew my breath as one would draw a greatsword and cried “The Legend of Drizzt: The Collected Stories is Free on Audible for the next 40 days! Go download it! Ice-T narrates a story. This should be enough information. Ice-T!” I completed my divine quest knowing that I made many peoples’ lives better.

“Lots of talented folks narrated this collection of stories, but you know that Ice-T one is special” I said to a passing Ice Giant. “Sure, Tom Felton’s narrated story is great too, but I thought Ice-T would be fitting, being in Icewind Dale and all.” I was pleased with my little joke. Unfortunately, I only had time to be pleased with my wordplay for a moment for I heard the giant’s roar and saw the swinging club coming for my person. “It was all worth it.” I thought in my final moments.

 

(thanks @CommonSensical and @beardedpiscator for tipping us off!)

3 comments

  1. Damn it… I have to wait to get home since the firewall is blocking this. ARRRRGHHH!!!!! Where’s a ‘Slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Proxy’ when you need one??

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