Some words of wisdom to our friends, our enemies: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus. If that seems like it’s too hard to follow, may you enjoy your extreme (brief) Ride or Die Lifestyle.
This week, we meet Norbert! Who is adorable! And probably poisonous! And definitely illegal! We also ask What’s the Deal With Wizard Television, and we continue our whirlwind game of Quizzitch.