Harper seems real angry at this staff wielding dwarf. Also, why does this dude have this “I can kick you butt all over Drunkeros with one hand tied behind my back” grin on his face? It is obvious that he is powerful in the magical arts, but against all of us? Ha! I will enjoy …

Our heroes make their way back to Norhall, but soon find out that everything is a test! What were considered simple tasks are now moments of scrutiny and anxiety. What if they get a bad grade? What if someone is…disappointed? The horror! Luckily, the gang starts to make more friends around Norhall so they shouldn’t …

THIS IS IT. THE END OF THE BOOK. (But not the podcast, thanks to all of you witches and warlocks.) While we obviously can’t wait to find out of this gosh darn book ends, we are MOST excited to find out who wins The Second Annual Quizzich Cup. Who claims the cup??? (Spoiler alert: Not …

    There is just so much stuff happening in Westworld now! Lots of threads to pull on, if you catch what I’m saying. Ford is really coming into his own as a scary god. The man in black is getting closer and does a little blood transfusion and Dolores is the real bad ass …

Well…that was weird… Harper is back but he is acting a little strange. Did he always, you know, speak in a garbled disembodied female voice and then have no recollection of it? Maybe he got into Jett”s bag of “Candy! Not a Drug, Mate” that we all know contains almost no candy. We are all …

  Things are starting to get interesting here in the park. Ford is flexing his muscles and begins to show us whats really going on and who’s really in charge. This was probably the strongest episode since the premier and things are moving fast. The man in black is speed running his quest for the …

Things are going fairly terribly for ol’ Titus and Camille but at least there is a seed of hope that escape is possible. Sure, we all know that a happy ending is unlikely, but surely a bitter-sweet one is more than possible, right? There situation is grim, though…so, who knows how they are going to …

Here it is, good people. The eponymous chapter of The Chamber of Secrets! We finally go down the rabbit/snake hole, explore Slytherin’s hidden lair, and ask the hard-hitting questions: Why is the Basilisk so short? Why can no one hear a not-so-giant snake slithering through the plumbing? Where does all the disappeared wizard poo go?! Oh, and …

I’m going to be blunt with you, this episode goes places it shouldn’t have. It got very blue at the beginning. If you enjoy that kind of talk…well you’re welcome, if not, well I was very sick when we recorded this. This weeks episode dives even deeper into the mysteries of westworld and things get …

Ok, I guess we should have guessed that Harper would have some sort of … something after entering Longcryer’s tower. If we were the betting type “grabbing head and passing out” should have been a fairly safe bet. What horrors are going through his mind right now? What internal battles fought long ago are being …