Who’s that laaaaaaaaaaaaaady? This week, Michael takes us to our first day of classes, the gang falls into quizzitch tie breaker purgatory once again and Bijaya tells us just how much of a dick she really is. Find us on Twitter at @potterpod or shoot us an email at potterpod@geeklyinc.com. http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/https://geeklyinc.com/potterpod/hp-b5-ch12.mp3Podcast: Play in new window …

Fresh off winning the Alondia’s Next Top Paragon competition, the Brute Force set (air)sail for Vrymm to meet their new liege: Her Eminence Queen Ilyanna Filifar If you wish to support the show and get some goodies in the process, please check out the Patreon at Patreon.com/bruteforce. Brute Force features Adam Bash as the storyteller, …

After experiencing utter terror in their first battle against the Lunarians, Phos’ guilt over almost losing the Amethyst twins drives them to stay awake during winter, when all the other gems are asleep. For company, there is only Sensei, and Antarcticite. Spending time with the cold and distant Antar, Phos begins to change further, especially …

Having narrowly avoided the sea of Gruumsh’s massive army we now have to deal with those pesky bad bois who are climbing over the wall right in front of us. Sure, enemies are swarming everywhere but we are here and I think we can help this section. And then who knows, maybe we can help …

When I was born, my great grandmother put a black fist bracelet around my wrist to protect me from evil spirits. And I was six, the first time my grandmother called me a child of Shango. I grew up knowing about the Orishas, connecting their qualities to those of Catholic saints. I knew the facts …

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I’m a sorting hat and I like to sing – join me next time! This week, Bijaya doesn’t sing us the Sorting Hat’s new song, we all learn how friendship is the key to happiness or something, and the Quizzich Cup race gains new grounds when one contestant overtakes the lead!  Find us on Twitter at …

Phos, a member of a community of creatures made from gemstones, feels useless and incomplete, unable to contribute anything to their comrades due to their utter lack of competence. Under threat from mysterious creatures from the moon, the gemstones defend themselves from being smashed into pieces and “collected” by these beings. After a chance encounter …

Time to go to literal heaven. We are sure that nothing bad will happen in literal heaven. Time to kick back and relax and drink whatever Pelor and his buds drink. Probably some sort of like…wine made out of…grapes.  I almost feel bad for how easy this next step in our Orb Mystery will be. …

Wow. Just…wow. In a good way. In the best way. You want to know how to do horror and gore and also troubled family dynamics and colonialism in a single YA book? Look no further. Rebecca Schaeffer’s Not Even Bones is your dark remedy to the fact that Darkdawn got pushed back. This is one …