The Truth Is Still Out There

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 10, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. The snow is melting you guyzzzz. The Lord of Light loved the sacrifice of Shireen and made good on his promise. Stannis commands his soldiers to get in marching formation …

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 9, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. Shit is not going well for Stannis the Mannis. Melisandre is just chilling in her tent, doing her red god prayer stuff and she gets a fire alert…before it happens. Apparently, that’s …

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 8, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. Dany, Tyrion, and Jorah are having a staring contest and if Jorah wins, he gets to stay! Okay that’s a lie but they are basically having a staring contest. Jorah …

HBO has unveiled the titles and synopses of the final two episodes of Season 5. Spoilers alert, obviously.

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 7, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. I apologize for the late recap. I was on vacation and couldn’t risk the chance of getting super angry at this episode and show.             Jon and Tormund are leaving for …

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 6, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. This is going to be difficult to write so I apologize if it does not read like my usual silly recaps. Its a little weird seeing Arya so clean and her hair …

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 5, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. Grey Worm and Missandei, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Only Grey Worm is probably too injured to climb a tree. If you remember, he got stabbed up at the end of …

This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 4, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it. Guys…Barristan “Barry” Selmy aka Badass Old Man is dead. Who is going to tell Dany more stories about her crazy dad and singing brother???? But I’m getting ahead of myself. …

 This recap obviously contains spoilers from season 5 episode 3, so don’t read it unless you are weird and want to be spoiled before watching it.       Arya is inside the House of Black and White and she be sweeping and cleaning shit up. She sees Jaqen “Jesus” H’ghar comforting a man and giving him something to …