We were all a little sad when Max Payne 3 was pushed back to May 15, 2012. Then we watched this video, about Max’s “targeting, weapons, and tactical movement”, and we became downright depressed. Look at how slow that Bullet Time™ is! It’s so slow! It is strange to think of Rockstar making a game with amazing shooting, but it isn’t strange to imagine Rockstar owning the month of May once again.

As what will almost certainly be one of the last first party games created for the Nintendo DS, Kirby Mass Attack is a fitting tribute. It is effortlessly charming, deceptively simple, and absolutely adorable without going into the realm of cavity-causing sweetness. It allows you to choose your own level of engagement, whether that is to romp though without a care in the world, or to take on the challenge of getting every collectable and gold medal. Which ever way you go, you are sure to have a great time with Kirby Mass Attack.

There are only a few games where buying the Collector’s Edition makes any sense, but Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is absolutely one of them. The game itself is worth $100 being that you could spend 200 hours playing it, and still have content left to burn. On top of that you get a frickin’ 12 inch dragon statue, an art book and a making of DVD. This is available for both Xbox 360 and PS3 (though you may want to hold off on the PS3 version since it has a nasty bug that still needs patching).

The PC downloadable versions of Dead Space and Dead Space 2 are on sale at Amazon for $5 each. Both games are chocked full of delicious tension and well worth a measly lincoln.

Look to the future young thrifties! The gang gets together and talks about they think are the most interesting games of 2012. Parie is heavily medicated after having his back go out on him, and nonsense is ever-present.

The Holidays would not be complete without the release of a Call of Duty game. In fact, the economy may even have suffered without it. Fortunately for all of us Modern Warfare 3 will fill your heart with the familiar sounds of gunfire and explosions. For better or worse MW3 is extremely similar to past titles in the series. Some will find this comforting while others will be left wanting more innovation.

Hello once again from the Frozen North! Your brave and true of heart hosts decided to meet once again to cast our pods. It was a wonderful episode that quickly became extremely dirty. Oh yes, lines were crossed and we soon realized that we would never be the same again. So pick up your trusty …

Hello there wonderful Winterfellas! Once again we have come together and recorded our voices for your eager ears. Tonight’s prime topic: How do you fill the Game of Thrones shaped hole in your heart? Yes, we realized nothing could satisfy us the same way. Yes, rereading/ watching Game of Thrones is most likely the best …

Alternative Title: Cast of Thrones Bonus episode: Congrats to Peter Dinklage, Warning This Episode Doesn’t Talk About the Emmys. Sometimes life in Westeros can be so gosh darn confusing. That is why we are here for you dear listener. Your loyal and scholarly hosts of Cast of Thrones dug through the depths of human kind’s …

Well here we are again my friends. Let us gather around the old radio with grandma and uncle Bruce for some high quality Cast of Thrones entertainment. Yep, this is some real “Leave it to Beaver” sh*t. In this FINAL “A Dance with Dragons” review episode we discuss “A Dance with Dragons” with great zeal …